Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he thought i was a dude.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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