yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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