my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Text me some of your sweat
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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