how hairy? two words: wookie tits
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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