i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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