The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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