Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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