what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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