pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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