he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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