I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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