Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
