this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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