When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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