But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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