this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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