In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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