Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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