u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Randomize
