What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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