found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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