it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
vagina is talking i cant
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sorry about my life...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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