How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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