She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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