haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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