i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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