They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My pussy is not your playground.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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