how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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