I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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