I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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