I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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