just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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