Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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