i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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