you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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