I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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