i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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