Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Randomize