he wants to bone in the snuggie
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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