What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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