I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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