Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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