when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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