Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
