I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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