We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
