We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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