i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Help. Why am I so naked?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
send nudes
from the living room?
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