As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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