he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize