If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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