so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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