You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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