ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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