operation harelip BJ is a go
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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